To be honest, Lucifer, I think being qualified for Heaven is a crock of shit. You don't see Shadowkind picking and choosing which afterlife they end up in depending on how much they did or didn't love their gods. I can't say I know a whole lot about that, but I know that's not something people go around talking about.

Living's enough. People go full serial killer in God's name and I bet they still get a comfy seat inside the gates, so claiming there's some arbitrary badness level that means you're never getting in is just as bad as saying there's some suffering quota you have to hit and rise above beforehand. Look at those Iscariot fuckers, assuming any of them actually die-