CLOSED ♔ two in the mornin and the party's still jumpin

[behindcloseddoors]

♬ gin and juice - snoop dogg

WHO || Sam, Will, Rose, Fiona, Faith, Bruce All-hungry the Idol. [closed]
WHAT || Stoner thanksgiving
WHERE || NYC hotel
WHEN || Thanksgiving
HOW || Actionspam

[ After a successful mission, in which the team found the source of a mysterious illness created voracious pseudo-zombies and stopped the plague from spreading further, they brought the Idol that caused all the chaos back to their hotel. Having been forced to abandon their amazing Thanksgiving dinner of Chinese takeout (really Sam wtf salad), they took turns passing the Idol around and stuffing food into its ever-hungry maw, to fulfill the terms that will allow the curse to be finally broken... after 12 hours of feeding.

Luckily, having a near-infinite supply of food is no problem when Fiona can summon food and drink. And she... also summons a tray of pot brownies that everyone partakes in, whether they realized it or not.

:D ]

Comments

[missindependent]

[ :D ]

[moonheart]

Hey guys, who am I?? [ at one end of the table, faith spears a ton of asparagus or something and stuffs in her mouth messily, so that it's sticking out every which way, chewing it in an exaggerated style as she says around the food: ] Feeeeeeed meeeeeeee.

[familybusiness]

[Sam just brings up his hands like a pretend gun, pretending to shoot it.]

Psssssssshhhoooooo.

[Because clearly she's a zombie. Who needs to be shot.]

[mydesigns]

[will actually laughs cause y'all are so dumb.]

[littledhampir]

[Yeah Rose actually finds Will laughing, a thousand times funnier than Sam and Faith.

So funny that she maybe, forgot to swallow her drink first.

Sorry whoever is sitting to her right.]

[missindependent]

[ it was probably fiona, rose, but no1curr because who can be expected not to laugh at that shit?? fiona's over here busting a gut, too, slapping rose on the leg in joint joviality. haha get it??

oh hey guys, take another brownie! fiona's gonna pass that shit around again :) ]

[moonheart]

[ well that makes faith burst out laughing, and so all that asparagus sprays out onto the table. ] Hey, who's feeding Barry?!

[familybusiness]

[Sam critfailed his check to remember what the fuck they're supposed to be doing.]

Who the Hell is Barry?

[mydesigns]

Do you mean... Bruce?

[littledhampir]

[Still recovering as she... uses the sleeve of her shirt to wipe coke from Fiona's face.]

Wait - Who's Bruce?! [Matching Crit Fails. Bless.]

[missindependent]

Oh, yeah! Bruce. [ good thing fiona with the no memory remembers :|

well, when someone reminds her, at least. she accepts the wiping of her face by rose, then rocks herself up to go stuff some more food down bruce. ] Don't worry. I got this.

But this is so my last turn for, like, at least the next hour. [ because being responsible sux ]

[littledhampir]

Not it. [Because she's five.]

[moonheart]

We need like one of those bobbing bird things but like... with food in it.

[mydesigns]

Or a feeding tank? I'm not it. [so mature. blames pot brownies.]

[familybusiness]

[Sam looks up, half a bite of...something hanging out of his mouth.]

....What are we talking about?

[missindependent]

Oh, but whoever does have feeding duty is required to no longer wear pants. [ fiona says in her best convincing voice (cha 20) as she pats poor sam on the shoulder ]

Or, wait-- Whoever doesn't have feeding duty? [ she shrugs, popping a piece of brownie in her mouth ] I just don't know why we're all still wearing pants.

[littledhampir]

[So oblivious...] Does Bob have a last name?

[...

And that was a crit fail on her Will Save so... Rose stands up and promptly starts... to undo the zipper of her jeans.]

Wait - why am I taking my pants off? [Thank you Wisdom Check (18).]

[moonheart]

Feeding duty!! [ and faith will stagger out of her chair just to suddenly reach over and ... pull rose's pants down. or try. instead she crit fails, and ends up, bowling her over on the floor as she trips, and falls on top of her, shrieking with laughter. ]

[mydesigns]

It's Bruce. Bruce Allhungry. Like the mov— [oh and now they're depantsing rose. so he just starts laughing uncontrollably wtf children. laughs too hard to take his pants off rn ok]

[familybusiness]

[Sam miraculously looks away almost immediately, because that's his brother's girlfriend who is suddenly half naked in this room (reflex save 30).]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'll....I'll just do it. It's fine.

[Which...apparently means he has to take his pants off so he'll....do that, facing away from them while Rose hopefully pulls her pants back up (wisdom 7). He clearly didn't think this through...]

[missindependent]

[ boxers or briefs, sam?

well, now fiona doesn't know where to look! this is working out better than she anticipated. she's doubled over against a chair over here by the idol, laughing her ass off at faith, and rose's butt, but sam completely depantsing himself, all serious-like, probably takes the cake.

plus, he's now like almost totally naked. hello gorgeous~ ]

[mydesigns]

[will got a shitty will roll finally so he just stands up like] Aw hell, I'm already shirtless. [and takes his pants off too. look at his cute lil boxers. and also his stab wound scar that i didn't mention when we were skyping. it's so sexy. he's so manry. rawr.]

[littledhampir]

[Yeah Rose is just, on the floor, pants half way down her legs with Faith on top of her and texting Dean. As ya do.

And then she finally notices Sam. Then. Will. And. FAITH IS ON TOP OF HER!]

WHY IS THERE SO MUCH NAKED?!

[moonheart]

You mean why aren't I naked?! [ still laughing, she just rips her shirt off, and throws it haphazardly up in the air. ] GOOD QUESTION!!

[missindependent]

[ wooooooooooooooooooooo!

this is the hottest party ever. no, for real, y'all are like the hottest people fiona has ever met. so she will definitely get on this no pants train. and no shirt train. clothes are over-rated.

and then she dangles some food out toward sam, baiting him toward the idol (and her), eyebrow raised. ] Looking for this?