CLOSED ♔ two in the mornin and the party's still jumpin

[behindcloseddoors]

♬ gin and juice - snoop dogg

WHO || Sam, Will, Rose, Fiona, Faith, Bruce All-hungry the Idol. [closed]
WHAT || Stoner thanksgiving
WHERE || NYC hotel
WHEN || Thanksgiving
HOW || Actionspam

[ After a successful mission, in which the team found the source of a mysterious illness created voracious pseudo-zombies and stopped the plague from spreading further, they brought the Idol that caused all the chaos back to their hotel. Having been forced to abandon their amazing Thanksgiving dinner of Chinese takeout (really Sam wtf salad), they took turns passing the Idol around and stuffing food into its ever-hungry maw, to fulfill the terms that will allow the curse to be finally broken... after 12 hours of feeding.

Luckily, having a near-infinite supply of food is no problem when Fiona can summon food and drink. And she... also summons a tray of pot brownies that everyone partakes in, whether they realized it or not.

:D ]

Comments

[missindependent]

[ :D ]

[moonheart]

Hey guys, who am I?? [ at one end of the table, faith spears a ton of asparagus or something and stuffs in her mouth messily, so that it's sticking out every which way, chewing it in an exaggerated style as she says around the food: ] Feeeeeeed meeeeeeee.

[familybusiness]

[Sam just brings up his hands like a pretend gun, pretending to shoot it.]

Psssssssshhhoooooo.

[Because clearly she's a zombie. Who needs to be shot.]

[mydesigns]

[will actually laughs cause y'all are so dumb.]

[littledhampir]

[Yeah Rose actually finds Will laughing, a thousand times funnier than Sam and Faith.

So funny that she maybe, forgot to swallow her drink first.

Sorry whoever is sitting to her right.]

[missindependent]

[ it was probably fiona, rose, but no1curr because who can be expected not to laugh at that shit?? fiona's over here busting a gut, too, slapping rose on the leg in joint joviality. haha get it??

oh hey guys, take another brownie! fiona's gonna pass that shit around again :) ]

[moonheart]

[ well that makes faith burst out laughing, and so all that asparagus sprays out onto the table. ] Hey, who's feeding Barry?!

[familybusiness]

[Sam critfailed his check to remember what the fuck they're supposed to be doing.]

Who the Hell is Barry?

[mydesigns]

Do you mean... Bruce?

[Text to Dean]

[littledhampir]

/trolled by your gf on TG

[likedillinger]

you bringing home some of that pepper steak?

[littledhampir]

nope bob has first dibs

[likedillinger]

bob who?

1/2

[littledhampir]

good question

2/2

[littledhampir]

hang on i lost my pants

[likedillinger]

this is some really unique sexting, ngl

/rolls a 2

[littledhampir]

[Yeah. Rose thinks a picture tells a thousand words so... She snaps a photo. But... it's mostly just a tangle of limbs and table legs.... and maybe Sam's hairy legs.]

see

[text to glasya]

[familybusiness]

[this is basically a drunk text. he can't be held responsible.]

for the record, zombies suck

[astrayed]

Here I thought they usually bite.

[familybusiness]

yeah they do that too

a lot

hard

[astrayed]

considering you didn't just text me 'braaains', i'm gonna assume you made it ok? because if not, while i appreciate you thinking about me in dire situations, maybe you should keep your head in the game for the moment, champ

[familybusiness]

naw its totally fine

some guy patched me up

i forgot his name

[astrayed]

was his name barry?

[familybusiness]

whoa how did you know

[astrayed]

lucky guess