CLOSED ♔ two in the mornin and the party's still jumpin

[behindcloseddoors]

♬ gin and juice - snoop dogg

WHO || Sam, Will, Rose, Fiona, Faith, Bruce All-hungry the Idol. [closed]
WHAT || Stoner thanksgiving
WHERE || NYC hotel
WHEN || Thanksgiving
HOW || Actionspam

[ After a successful mission, in which the team found the source of a mysterious illness created voracious pseudo-zombies and stopped the plague from spreading further, they brought the Idol that caused all the chaos back to their hotel. Having been forced to abandon their amazing Thanksgiving dinner of Chinese takeout (really Sam wtf salad), they took turns passing the Idol around and stuffing food into its ever-hungry maw, to fulfill the terms that will allow the curse to be finally broken... after 12 hours of feeding.

Luckily, having a near-infinite supply of food is no problem when Fiona can summon food and drink. And she... also summons a tray of pot brownies that everyone partakes in, whether they realized it or not.

:D ]

Comments

[littledhampir]

Not it. [Because she's five.]

[moonheart]

We need like one of those bobbing bird things but like... with food in it.

[mydesigns]

Or a feeding tank? I'm not it. [so mature. blames pot brownies.]

[familybusiness]

[Sam looks up, half a bite of...something hanging out of his mouth.]

....What are we talking about?

[missindependent]

Oh, but whoever does have feeding duty is required to no longer wear pants. [ fiona says in her best convincing voice (cha 20) as she pats poor sam on the shoulder ]

Or, wait-- Whoever doesn't have feeding duty? [ she shrugs, popping a piece of brownie in her mouth ] I just don't know why we're all still wearing pants.

[littledhampir]

[So oblivious...] Does Bob have a last name?

[...

And that was a crit fail on her Will Save so... Rose stands up and promptly starts... to undo the zipper of her jeans.]

Wait - why am I taking my pants off? [Thank you Wisdom Check (18).]

[moonheart]

Feeding duty!! [ and faith will stagger out of her chair just to suddenly reach over and ... pull rose's pants down. or try. instead she crit fails, and ends up, bowling her over on the floor as she trips, and falls on top of her, shrieking with laughter. ]

[mydesigns]

It's Bruce. Bruce Allhungry. Like the mov— [oh and now they're depantsing rose. so he just starts laughing uncontrollably wtf children. laughs too hard to take his pants off rn ok]

[familybusiness]

[Sam miraculously looks away almost immediately, because that's his brother's girlfriend who is suddenly half naked in this room (reflex save 30).]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'll....I'll just do it. It's fine.

[Which...apparently means he has to take his pants off so he'll....do that, facing away from them while Rose hopefully pulls her pants back up (wisdom 7). He clearly didn't think this through...]

[missindependent]

[ boxers or briefs, sam?

well, now fiona doesn't know where to look! this is working out better than she anticipated. she's doubled over against a chair over here by the idol, laughing her ass off at faith, and rose's butt, but sam completely depantsing himself, all serious-like, probably takes the cake.

plus, he's now like almost totally naked. hello gorgeous~ ]

[mydesigns]

[will got a shitty will roll finally so he just stands up like] Aw hell, I'm already shirtless. [and takes his pants off too. look at his cute lil boxers. and also his stab wound scar that i didn't mention when we were skyping. it's so sexy. he's so manry. rawr.]

[littledhampir]

[Yeah Rose is just, on the floor, pants half way down her legs with Faith on top of her and texting Dean. As ya do.

And then she finally notices Sam. Then. Will. And. FAITH IS ON TOP OF HER!]

WHY IS THERE SO MUCH NAKED?!

[moonheart]

You mean why aren't I naked?! [ still laughing, she just rips her shirt off, and throws it haphazardly up in the air. ] GOOD QUESTION!!

[missindependent]

[ wooooooooooooooooooooo!

this is the hottest party ever. no, for real, y'all are like the hottest people fiona has ever met. so she will definitely get on this no pants train. and no shirt train. clothes are over-rated.

and then she dangles some food out toward sam, baiting him toward the idol (and her), eyebrow raised. ] Looking for this?

[familybusiness]

[Sam looks over, confused, before his eyes settle on the food. (wisdom 15)]

Oh, right, we have to...feed the thing.

[And then he...bombs his will save as he looks up a little higher.

Yeah he's just....staring. What the fuck happened????]

[mydesigns]

[will picks up the thing and drops it in a bowl of whatever the fuck. cranberry sauce. who cares.]

[littledhampir]

[A very confused Rose with a half nekkid Faith keeping her half pinned as she gets a 7 on that dex check and fails at getting up.]

This isn't rapey, right?

[moonheart]

What? No! It's Thanksgiving! [ that doesn't even make sense. whatever, just gonna plant one on her to... prove... her point... ]

[missindependent]

[ well, as long as it's not rape...

will circles around to feed the idol, putting his sexy self within arms reach, and there's no way fiona's gonna let him just walk away from that cranberry sauce. in the same moment faith locks lips with rose, fiona all but lunges at will... sexily(???), because clearly sam is taking too long. ]

[mydesigns]

[O-OH hello lady. will is ... stunned but he's not exactly squirming away, ok. and then he gets into it. (dex 19 ur welcome gurlf) like faith said ... it's thanksgiving!]

[littledhampir]

[Oh. Well. That makes perfect sense to Rose ... (Wis 6) and if it weren't for the sudden kissage she... probably would have texted it straight to Dean.

Bless, though, and I have a lot of feelings about this will save because apparently even when it's thanksgiving and she's accidentally stoned, she's still only got one thing on her mind.]

Dean... [A dopey grin playing across her lips when the kiss breaks (WS 27).] I give thanks for Deaaaaan.

[Ahahhaha /gags.]

[missindependent]

[ aw yeah B) fiona's doing her best to keep up (dex 17), wrapping herself around will with unmistakable enthusiasm. she's getting hands-y and she has no sense of restraint.

so now sam... gets to watch that. you're welcome. ]

[moonheart]

[ faith sure isn't offended rose, and she looks up abruptly, already distracted by a... new plan. ] Oh my gods, we should do karaoke. [ she announces. to the ... room in general. who are all paying attention i'm sure. ]

[mydesigns]

[yeaaahhh no will isn't even listening a little bit as he is distracted by ... getting handsy back with fiona. they need to be hosed down tbh.]

[familybusiness]

[Sam bombed another will save so I guess he's oblivious to the people making out right now and karaoke sounds like a great idea.]

Sure, why not?